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10 Ways To Stop Telecallers




1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, start kidding with him/her. 

2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. 

3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. 

4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure.  Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. 

5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your six year old child. 

6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder..louder. ..louder! 

7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down. 

8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........" 

9. Cry out in surprise, "Puja , is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the  family?" When they insist they are not Suja, tell them to stop joking. This works  especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE. 

10. Tell the ICICI call center guy to call on your office number.- and give him the HDFC call center number


11 HEALTH TIPS



1. Answer the phone by LEFT ear .





2. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.





3. Do not take pills with COOL water .





4. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.





5. Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.





6. Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.





7. Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .





8. Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.





9. Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.





10. Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.





11. When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the


       phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

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